by F R Chowdhury
The prime minister of Bangladesh is no ordinary person. She has got unique spiritual powers. She can see many things and know much more about everything without even being there. She has already told us a lot about the leader of the opposition party. Things like – she drinks all night, – she sleeps until mid-day, – she does not say her prayers, etc. etc. Immediately after the brutal killing of innocent Bishwajit, the prime minister said that the killers were not from BAL. She could say like that either because she knew the killers very well or because of her spiritual capability. Similarly, after the Rana Plaza incident she said that those involved had no connection with BAL. Amazing spiritual power in deed!
It is strange that she does not see or know about many more things. I shall talk about certain things that are more relevant to her administration. She does not know how the journalists Sagar-Runi got murdered. She disposed off by saying that it was not the duty of the government to keep a watch on the people in their bed-room. She never revealed anything about what she came to know through her spiritual power. The nation would have been grateful to her if she had utilised her super power to resolve the mystery relating to the murder of Sagar-Runi and disappearance of Ilyas Ali. Similarly people also want to know through her spiritual power about the death of an innocent school boy Taki from Narayanganj.
Her worthy son Sajib Wajed Joy has got some of these powers from her mother. On arrival Bangladesh he declared that he has information about Awami League victory in next election. He branded BNP as a terrorist organization. He even said that those who call the strikes cannot be human being and warned that those creating chaos would be shot at. Mr. Nasim also warned all civil servants with utter consequences if they fail to obey BAL orders.
There are a few other things the prime minister apparently did not apply her psychic power to find the real truth. The nation would have been grateful to her if she had identified correctly those involved in Padma corruption case. It is for this unsolved issue the nation has to bear the bad image. She could also help us by telling all about the car-load of money in a minister’s car. If the relevant minister had nothing to do with it then why should he be removed from that ministry? This is not fair. By amending ACC law, the prime minister has further enhanced her power. Now the ACC will not be able to prosecute any public servant without the approval of the Government. The result is brilliant, – no case means no corruption. Why have such a useless ACC?
The ECNEC has been approving many projects in the final hours of the present government and the prime minister has been ceremonially laying stones for so many of these projects at a time. It is all possible because of her special power. The projects include 3 bridges to be named after Sheikh Kamal, Sheikh Jamal and Sheikh Russel. Other projects include Bangabandhu complex at BMA and few more like that.
I would conclude this article by requesting the prime minister to kindly utilize her special spiritual powers for betterment of the nation. The country needs lot of spiritual solutions to come out of the present crisis.
London, 15-November-2013 <fazlu.chowdhury@btinternet.com>
