Donaldus Trumpus Caesar Set to Reward Provincial Governor Netanyahu With ‘Deal of the Century’

Donaldus Trumpus Caesar Set to Reward Provincial Governor Netanyahu With ‘Deal of the Century’

   January 27, 2020

Trump’s proposals seen in Israel as convenient cover for annexation of lands it has long desired

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and U.S Vice President Mike Pence prepare to shake hands during their meeting at the U.S embassy in Jerusalem January 23, 2020.

U.S. President Donald Trump’s so-called “deal of the century” is not a peace proposal in any contemporary sense of the term. Peace, in the Israeli-Palestinian context, requires agreement by both sides to the conflict. No one in his right mind, however, can believe that there is even a slight chance that Palestinians would accept Trump’s blueprint in any way, shape or form.

In fact, Trump’s proposal, which he is expected to unveil in his Monday and Tuesday meetings with Israel’s two competing Benjamins – Netanyahu & Gantz – isn’t actually a “deal” either. The term deal, in common usage, is usually seen as signaling agreement between two sides, not one in which one side – the Palestinians in this case – are sidelined, ignored, disdained and taken for granted.

“Deal of the century” could still be applicable nonetheless, not as a covenant between Israel and Palestinians but between Israel and the U.S. or more accurately, between Netanyahu and Trump. Alternatively, it could be seen as a “deal of the century” as the term might be employed in a used car lot: A great bargain for a coveted possession, which later turns out be a lemon, and a poisoned one at that.

Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas gestures as he speaks to the foreign media in Ramallah, in the Israel-occupied West Bank June 23, 2019.

If one believes the leaks emanating from Netanyahu’s office and other top right-wing politicians in recent days, Trump’s “deal of the century” shouldn’t be classified as a proposal at all. Its main purpose is to serve as a crude cover for Israel to annex the Jordan River Valley and most Jewish settlements in the West Bank. Once the Palestinians reject the plan as expected, Israelis have been led to believe, the U.S. administration will give Israel a green light to unilaterally seize areas earmarked for annexation, which it has long desired.

Trump’s “deal of the century”, however, does not only ignore the Palestinians. It strays from any and all Middle East peace proposals offered in the 53 years that have passed since Israel occupied the territories in the Six Day War. It disregards Security Council resolutions, undermines the collective position of the European Union, is unacceptable to most of the world and is bound to be rejected by the Arab world, with the possible exception of Saudi Crown Prince Muhammad bin Salman, who has bigger issues to contend with.

Trump’s proposal, in fact, is less a plan or proposal than it is an imperial edict. Trump may not be King, as Democratic Congressman Hakim Jeffries eloquently reminded the Senate last week in the Democrats’ presentation of the impeachment case against Trump, but the President’s plan suggests he views himself as emperor. The “peace” he offers is more in line with a “Pax Romana”, or “Pax Americana” in this case, which aims to benefit the empire and its citizens, usually at the expense of subjugated nations.

A demonstrator holding a Palestinian flag is pushed back by Israeli soldiers during an anti-Israel protest near Qalqilya in the Israeli-occupied West Bank, January 6, 2020.

Emperor Diocletian, who ruled at the end of the third and start of the fourth centuries, split numerous provinces in two, ostensibly in order to boost and streamline the Roman Empire’s tax collection apparatus. Critics, however, claimed that Diocletian’s main objective was to create new provinces so that these could be handed over to his cronies.

The same Diocletian set up the so-called Diocese of the East, which included the entire area of what the Romans called Paelestina. His Byzantine successors made further subdivisions, including a “partition plan” of antiquity, which divided the area into Paelestina Prima and Paelestina Seconda. Far from bringing peace, however, the division sparked a revolt by Samarians, which ended in their near annihilation, and culminated in Paelestina’s conquest by the Sassanid Empire.

President Donald Trump welcomes Netanyahu to the White House in Washington, on March 25, 2019.
Manuel Balce Ceneta,AP

And like most Roman Caesars, all that Trump demands in return is unreserved adulation by the natives, which he gets in spades from most Israelis. Netanyahu, like Rome’s provincial governors, will be given absolute control of his Caesar’s territories and all he has to do in return is to show his love and express his undying allegiance, especially now, in the midst of his impeachment proceedings.

Knowing the high regard in which conquering Consul is held by Evangelicals back home, Netanyahu might also be called in to stump for Trump, if and when the need arises.

After all, when Netanyahu and his cabinet colleagues speak of a “historic opportunity” they don’t mean an opportunity for peace but for annexation. Trump’s “deal of the century” provides an once-in-a-lifetime opportunity in which a U.S. President, untethered to international norms, conventions or protests, is vain and reckless enough to unilaterally grant sovereignty over territories that Jews and Arabs have been contesting since time immemorial. The opportunity may never come again, annexationists rightly claim, and Israel must seize the day.

Trump, however, is no emperor. His proposals would be tossed in the dustbin of history to lodge with its similarly unsuccessful predecessors, were it not for the fact that their implementation is not dependent on a Palestinian partner. Trump’s plan might satisfy Netanyahu and possibly sway enough Israelis to return him to power in the March 2 elections but in its essence it is not a peace proposal but one that will perpetuate the conflict and prolong the Palestinian plight.

If Trump wins the 2020 elections, the harm inflicted by his proposal will turn permanent. If he loses, his successor will try to undo the damage by nixing the plan before it’s too late. Which is how things work with emperors and their imperial edicts: They’re here today, but when the whims change, gone tomorrow.


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